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Reunion and Goodbye: Week in Germany

There are about two weeks to go before Charlie, Jesse and I leave London for our three day trip to China and then back to Japanland to start our second semester at Kansai Gaidai.

This week I flew over to Germany to stay at my grandad’s place and took Max, Weasle and Raymond with me. All four of us were in school together and they are my most awesome wicked friends. Although we had an epic few days together, the thought that I wouldn’t see them again for at least seven months really struck me. I always had to kinda slap myself out of thinking how much they mean to me. So right now im lying in bed on the day that they fly away, they’re in the next room fast asleep and desperately hungover…haha. Man since we finished school together we’ve had a few reunions and for some reason they always end up completely fucked up crazy lol. This three and a half day “catch-up” was the same.^^

Weasle got here first on hursday at about 7pm. After showing him around and wishing Charlie Happy Birthday over the phone (Happy Birthday darling ) we shoved away all his luggage from his winter stay in Texas and took the tram into central HD. The thing with the damn trams is that you have to buy your ticket but no one actually checks it. This results in most people just not buying a ticket and hoping they won’t be the unlucky bastards that get surprise controlled. The fine ain’t that hefty but still…call me a pussy but I still hated taking the tram up to three times a day and being paranoid about not having a ticket. We walked down to the Irish pub and started ordering drink after drink while catching up. Max and Raymond were due to arrive in a few hours and we wanted to get started on a night of boozing. Ended up bringing drinks to the train station and then having more drinks on the way back after we put their luggage in a locker. Awesome seeing everyone together… We went back to the Irish pub and had more drinks..and thats where my memory starts getting fuzzy. I remember leaving the pub with the guys and walking on but then..well I have flashes ^^ I’ll fill you in what happened. We walked to the one street in the town that is filled with bars and stayed there for a while apparently before deciding to go to this party Weasle’s girlfriend was at. I ermm emptied my tummy on the way there and only remember walking in, thinking everyone here looks like 12 and leaving again. Apparently some guy hit on me and bought me a drink but fuck if I remember. I was woozy and tired and left that club thing with Raymond. Max and Weasle continued destroying their livers and being pricks to people lol. At some point in the morning I woke up through a phone call and directed my two lovely wasted friends home…no idea how I managed in the state I was in lol. And trying to keep the rowdy bastards quiet proved quite an art too

Friday:

For some weird reason I woke up really early. Got stick from my grandad who told me that the front door had been left wide open. Ooops. Ended up getting the guys awake at about one or two. We were all completely fucked over. I haven’t had a hangover and blackout like that since..well the last time I met these guys. I never really have hangovers ever but that day, my head weighed a ton. After swearing a lot, hitting eachother and remembering the previous night in regret, we caught a tram to find us some food. I can’t believe we went to “Nordsee” a north German frigging seafood place. I hate seafood and refused to touch the stuff while they stuffed their faces. All I had was a desert. and a gigantic glass of coke..maybe thats why my hangover got to me so much that day. Children listen up: if you’re hungover and are not likely to puke it back out again…eat as much as you can. After the restaurant we walked down the main street which just about covers all of the town. The guys entered nearly every shop in that curious sense of a five-year old and then left it again muttering disses. Inside the shopping centre they had a carnival costume section and I think we must have been in there for at least an hour. Imagine them walking around the place in cow, chicken and parrot costumes, trying on wigs and burping into masks. I’m surprised the shop keepers were so lenient with them, maybe it was the tourists taking pictures of my guys that kept them buttered up. We were absolutely knackered after that trek and went home to sleep at about 5pm. Man I felt bad.. Obviously it

was impossible to get to sleep in eachother’s company so we just talked and talked about the most random and dirty topics imaginable. We covered everything among more laughter and insults.

Max was whinging about getting our arses in gear to go out and get wasted again, but us three others weren’t convinced. At about 11pm we just couldn’t take it anymore and caved in to his demands. And what an awesome night it was too. The whole town had been covered in a whole new layer of snow while we had been powernapping and it was still snowing. Quickly found a place called Jinx and chucked our coats into the corner. Started drinking again lol. I’ve never been a fan of tequila sunrise even though I really like tequila. The cocktails in this place were amazing though and they did proper golden tequila with orange and cinnamon (how the heck to you spell cinnemon??) Anyway we all hit the dancefloor and Raymond (who usually doesn’t drink) got really really drunk for the second time in his life. It was wickedly entertaining watching Raymond pole dance and then seeing Max intent on picking up a girl. Raymond actually started hitting on this girl that had a very protective boyfriend at her side and it was all Weasle could do to prevent Raymond from being beaten up. We danced the night away and were chucked out of the closing club at 3am. Walking back along the high street we kept meeting people and talking to absolute randomers. We met these two German guys commenting on Raymond who kept tripping up in the snow and the violence that ensued between me and the guys when they catcalled me. Max and Weasle decided they hated one of the guys and started getting really larry. He was a bit of a prat though to be honest. I looked up in time to see a christmas tree being hurtled over my head in the direction of the guy and started legging it. Then I started to leg it back to pick up Raymond who had managed to trip over the tree. Then Max and Weasle jumped me and I fell over the frigging tree. Uuuh all in all we got home alright…after being pushed into a hedge and drowned in more snow. The bruises I get lol.. At home Raymond was trying hard to stay conscious and was then sick on himself and everything else in the bathroom….NASTY. While I tried taking care of the poor guy, the other two had decided to strip, scream and run around. I could do nothing but hope my grandad was a deep sleeper. As much as it worried me…it couldn’t have been more hilarious either xD fuckers lol.

Saturday:

Saturday morning of course…we were fucked over as usual. I got up early to clean up the mess the bathroom was in (YOU OWE ME!) and secretly hid all incriminating evidence in the laundry room in the cellar (puked on carpet etc). Then Jelena texted me and we decided to meet up. I managed to slowly get the guys up (stomping in and ripping the curtains open works wonders) and after beating eachother up a bit and endlessly dissing Raymond, we set off to find food. While I wanted to have a traditionally German meal of Schnitzel or Bratwurst, the guys forced me into an ASIAN food restaurant of all places. Like I haven’t had enough of that already. The Thai restaurant was quite good actually, I just couldn’t really focus on the awesome meal cause my contact lenses were absolutely annihilating my poor eyes. I really do have to learn to take better care of them. Then we went to meet up with Chrissie and Jelena. The group of us went to this wicked ice cafe place where we had coffee for hours, loudly discussing everything dirty that crossed our minds. I couldn’t help noticing the families that left after we arrived and the rest of the people shooting us wary glances. What is it with adults and being intimidated by tweens. Pffft. Conversation was hilarious. While Raymond slept and I caught up with Jelena, Max was causing trouble and Weasle/Chrissie were shaking their heads xD LOL. We were there for ages come to think of it (uhh thinking about it now..we were all dissing Weasle cause the only thing he kept talking about was HIMSELF loool).

One of the main points that kept being discussed was what we were gonna do that evening…I was SO not up for anything. We said goodbye to Chrissie and Jelena and went home for a well-deserved nap. We were planning to sleep anyway…Max fell fast asleep as soon as his head hit the pillow while Weasle, Raymond and I sat down to watch some Scrubs. Relaxing stuff.

At around 11pm we go to the pizzaria, grab some pizzas and catch the tram that conveniently rolls in a few minutes after we arrive at the stop. The tram was packed with studenty types of people staring hungrily at our pizzas and the shots of Feiglinge Max had started to down. We picked up Jelena and went to the Irish pub where the guys proceeded to be glued to the American Football match that was being broadcast. Typical. See this is one of the instances they really deserve to get hit lol. I used the time to down my pint as quickly as I could and then ushered them out of there asap. I wanted to PARTY damn it, not wollow in nothingness.

While most of us were happy going back to Jinx, Max was firmly against it. Mehhh, I thought, maybe we’ll find a place thats even better. It was snowing…and cold. Then Max found somewhere he liked and we followed him in. MAN what a mistake. It was SUCH a dodgy and grubby pub!! And packed into the corners with shouting and gurgling people. Most of them looked like frigging English chavs and they were sweating all over the place. The women dancing on the podiums were waay too old, and waay too drunk. I bought some tequila and got out of there as quickly as possible. I had a cigarette while I waited outside for the guys and Jelena to leave that place. I was just standing there but I must have looked suspect under my eskimo hoodie alone in the snow. The bouncer came up to me and started talking to me. Am I alright, do I always smoke, how is my night going? Luckily Weasle came out before we could launch into a proper conversation and schwuppdiwupp the whole group ended up in Jinx.

Now Max and/or Weasle had stolen someone’s keys accidentally the night before in Jinx and then given me the damn keys, running off and giggling. When we put our coats away I just chucked the keys down by the wardrobe in the corner and went to the bar. Smooth. What idiots they are too..lol.

While we got drinks Max started scouting the place for meat. I say meat cause half an hour later we found him dancing “with” this chick. I’m sure she had no idea what was going let alone where she was. She was dancing sluttily with another guy while Max danced with her from behind. Lol, quickly left that scene.. Went out begging for a cigarette when this punk got thrown out of the club by a bouncer. He flew through the air onto the cold hard snowed up floor in front of everyone. He got up slowly shouting filthy insults about the bouncer’s mother and then strutted off, half being held up by the chav that was his girlfriend. Weasle then had an epiphany “ Oh my god, that was me a few years ago!”. Lol, he just stood there dumbfounded laughing and staring after the guy “Man that used to be me…what an ass I was..”. Wowie, looks like Weasley is growing up. My ass he is xD Perhaps people do change and grow up with time..but when we get with our friends we fall right back into the person we used to be. Can’t help it. ^^ I just know that when all of us are in our 80ies we’ll still be mouthing off rudely and punching eachother.

I go back inside and Jelena and I decide to poledance. Now I know I know SLUUUT WHORE BLAAA, but its actually kinda fun. Those of you who have gotten to that tipsy stage where poledancing is a great idea and you end up enjoying dancing on a podium/bar/bench will know what I mean. I’m not gonna make a habit of it, and I certainly would not do it while sober but come on…its feels wicked at the time xD (best time was still dancing on the bar in crete that was then covered in blue flames woop woop – dancing on FIRE BABY!)

We were finally thrown out of the club, well ordered out more like, cause it was now 3am and the club was closing. What, we thought, NO WAY! Definitely needed to find another club that was open. But in HD? At this time? Hmmph. We walked around in the snow for a bit, Weasle scaring the locals by demanding they sell him a cigarette for a euro, while we tried to find a place. One group of random strangers then recommended Tangente to us. Apparently it was around the corner and still open until 6am. YAAY! Off we ran. On the way we met a blone guy who Weasle and Max then started accusing of being Swedish just because he was blonde. “Let me guess…your name is Sven?” Weasle slurred. “What?! No way man, I’m Dominic.” It was definitely one of those very random encounters you forget about until the following evening when his image flashes back into your mind!

There was quite a large group of guys gathered outside the Tangente waiting to get in. They told us to go away, cause the place was full and no one was getting through anyway. The people started getting quite antisocial when we walked to the front to try and get more info from the bouncer. “Heeey, can we still come in?” I asked. He looked me up and down and asked how many girls and guys I had. I pulled Jelena up close to me and smiled. “And three guys” I muttered on a side note. “Let them through” the bouncer called to his colleague and the guys standing around us just stared as we walked past them into the club. HAHAHA! Man it rocks to be a girl sometimes. And those fuckers outside were rude so they got what they deserved haha. We slid in there with so much schadenfreude and cockiness I’m not sure the dancefloor was ready for us lol. They had wicked music playing and the dancefloor was one with colourful floortiles that lit up in rhythm to the music. We were feeling awesome and got some more beer to celebrate the fact our night hadn’t stopped. Max’s girl suddenly appeared behind us and started dancing there with her friend. At first she refused to accept Max buying her a drink and then she danced with him as if they had never left Jinx. I couldn’t care less what she did, but then she started dancing into me. Alright alright, I can cope with someone who is a little dim and drunk to be annoying, but she started crashing into me with her violent dancing. In true guy style (sheesh what do my guys turn me into..) I felt like hitting her lol, but then just relieved the sudden surge of aggression by swearing terribly and getting another drink.

On my way back this guy asked me if I knew the time. I said I was sorry but I didn’t and he said that he had just been trying to find an excuse to chat me up. Aww lol. We chatted for a little while and then I went back to the dancefloor to my lovely crazy group. A little while later the guy from earlier showed up again. We danced a little and he was sweet but getting quite flirty so I told him the truth. I explained that I thought he was sweet but I had a boyfriend. I dunno why but I don’t think he got it lol. He was like “Well where is the guy….well if he’s not here…” Hah, no. At the same time, the guy had caught Max and Weasle’s attention. He had his back to them so he had no idea at the protective and aggressive faces they were making. Ha, I didn’t quite know what to do, they looked so funny Then though I kinda started to fear for his safety. There’s an awesome picture of them pushing him away, while he looks confused and I laugh my ass off.

Anyhow I told him they were my brothers and thats why they looked so evily. Then I kinda legged it away from the situation. When I came back he was still there. He darted towards me and asked me why I had lied to him. Apparently they had told him they weren’t in any way related to me -.- fuckers. He kind of got the hint though and left….or so I thought.

We danced and danced and generally had an awesome time in Tangente. At around 6am they chucked us out and we left in search of a way home. On the way we had a good old Doener (kebab) and Max stole a bike (or was that the night before?). After Raymond and I failed to find a taxi we walked to the tram station and sat down next to a wasted Max and Weasle. Jelena had gone home after the random Doener, man I wonder what kind of impression she left with, but I loved having her there.

Suddenly that keen guy from the club appeared and sat down next to me. You should have seen Max and Weasle’s faces…while he tried to talk to me they started shouting abuse at us lol. Mostly me actually but you know me, I don’t even hear it anymore cause its so day to day. It did kind of pissed me off though that they were laying into me and not him. Anyway, he was shocked at the abuse they were coming up with and told them to show me more respect. Haha. That was like a death sentence. They didn’t even bother to take breaths anymore between their insults. He ignored them and demanded my number. I was surprised and told him, look I’m not from here and I’m flying across the world, wtf? I ended up giving him 4 digits of my number before running off into the arriving tram with the guys. BYEEE! I shouted back. Phewww…

We sat in the tram waiting for it to leave, when keen guy got on and stood in the doors. “GIMME YOUR NUMBER, 0797 AND THEN?? AND THEN???” I was in shock while the guys exclaimed more insults in shame. The tram was trying to leave but he wouldn’t move and kept the doors open. Other people in the tram were starting to get annoyed. “Fuck off she doesn’t want to give you her damn number” a random stranger shouted. When I didn’t reply either he finally got off. …. …. man. We got off the tram ten minutes later and after another insult I kneed Weasle hard into the side of his upper leg. While he crouched in pain I strutted on. When the fucker still hadn’t moved I walked back to check on him. In that instant he jumped me. AHHH knobhead, I’ve got so many damn bruises after every reunion. The violence lol.

Opening the doors back home everyone was waaay drunk. Again I tried to keep people quiet and dressed and get them into bed. It ended up in me violently pushing them into bed, turning the lights off and going into my room.

What. A. Night.

LOL.

Man its taken me way too long to write the final bit up lol and I’ve lost all my patience. All in all I had an awesome time and I am gonna miss you guys so so much.

For all readers…I know in this post I sound like a violent bitch, lol, I’m not.

Mwah, love you all and goodnight! <3